Jesse "The Body" Ventura

He's a Pro Wrestler, a stellar color commentary legend and a Navy Seal. On top of all of these amazing accomplishments, he went one-on-one with the Predator. He's also responsible for perhaps the greatest single line of dialogue ever delivered in a full-length motion picture:

"Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me."

My hero.